Julie’s Junk: Questions I’ve Wished I Could Answer.
Sometimes we hear the most marvelous questions. Perhaps from an inadvertent eavesdrop or even directly spoken to us. For whatever the reason, we may not have the best answer at the time, but come up with one later. These are questions I’ve heard here in Chicago. Here is my advice.
Q: Should I buy the macro dildo?
A: The booths were sorted into five smaller conference rooms rather than one great hall. All but one of them had their doors flung open to the masses. That fifth room was closed with a sign that warned the public adult content found within. As they exited, the barely legal girls clutched each other and conversed as they past my range of awareness. I sat with my laptop, working as you do when surrounded by thousands of your closest friends and immediately this answer sprung to mind.
First of all, thank you so much for trusting me with this decision making process with you. I appreciate that we have the kind of honesty between us that I can help you with this declaration of womanhood. That being said… Have we been intimate? Because every body is different, and not just in the sparkly snowflake way, I mean the specific shape of your naughty bits. I am totally cool with that fact and am in no way sizeist on the inside or out. But unless I have first-hand spelunking knowledge of your nether regions, I may not have a realistic answer to this question for you. If I have, then wheee! Let’s go shopping! If not, I would probably have to take our relationship to another level to find out, which leads to new questions, doesn’t it?
I remember my first vibrator- It was my eighteenth birthday and my friend presented me with the basic model, being several months older and therefore far more worldly. I was giddy with the freedom of having one but it took me weeks to sneak it out when my parents were gone, and much longer than that to realize it was just awful; it is a wonder I ever realized what technology can accomplish.
So you see, having a friend who will take the journey with you to accomplish self-actualized happy town is both a blessing and a detriment. If you don't take the risks without approval from those who claim they are more worldly than you, how will you learn what makes you happy?
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